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Two things to know about us:
Us is me…
As a result you should not expect a response in a timely nor considerate manner. We do not have a support team, and before you ask, No… I am not a good stand in for that position. I do want to hear from you… I just need you to have appropriate expectations in regards to my capacity to respond.

The second thing stems from the first: We put the fun in No Refunds. Seriously though, way too small an operation to be monkeying around with payment methods… so that is a blanket policy that is signed for by every customer, on every purchase. We try for the highest of quality entertainment, and our stuff is very well priced, so even if it’s not your cup of tea, you’ll only be out a few bucks.

With the exception of those things, please send me all your thought, questions, concerns, threats, bribes, and low-fat recipes for blueberry muffins post haste. (anyone ever wondered why it’s post haste like postponed? feels like it should be: prohaste, or prehaste, or even forehaste.)